How Many Menopausal Women Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
One!
ONLY ONE!!!!
And do you know WHY?
They don’t even know that the #@!&*% bulb is BURNED OUT!
They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured they wouldn’t be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS
LATER, the chair
they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE
FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER
PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL
SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE
THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE
ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO
CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON’T EVEN GET ME
STARTED ON WHO
CHANGES THE TOILET
PAPER ROLL !!
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